Ian Dury

Quiet



Excuse me, Excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (flop-flops) I'm sorry, Beg your pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness Your Worship You silly pompous ass Quiet! (ah-ahs) Quiet! You're making such a racket Quiet! Why must you be so loud? Quiet! It's costing me a packet Quiet! Persistant louts and clowns Hello there, How are you? Pee off! Quiet! (sweet trips) Look, honest? Really? Lies Quiet! (prune juice) How lovely! How charming! Horrible Quiet! (we-wees) Quiet! Or else there will be measures Quiet! Stop this unholy row Quiet! Shut up, you little treasures Quiet! When you've been told, and how Alright little chap Get back on mummy's lap There may well be chastisements if you don't shut your trap Just sit quite still fold arms, face front Quiet! You're making such a din din Quiet! Why don't you please keep quiet? Quiet! No one else is listening Quiet! Utterly sick and tired Quiet! Sh, sh, sh, sh...