Lovin' Spoonful

St. Nicholas hall



St.Nicholas Hall sends greetings to all of the lambs that have strayed from the fold A message sent from Sister Content (You remember her as your Dean) She is mean and incredibly old Give to the building fund (the chaple´s ramshackle and small) God´s in his home on high (We are not afraid to die) We need new texts for zoology (Heaven´s equal and free) There´s a banquet for the missal mart (The menu will be a la carte) The Lutheran´s hell is threatening as well All our ignorant orphans in Spain Our mission there is drafty and bare, Though the sisters never complain Not one convert will go there again Blessed are the pure in heart (We need a new organ by June) Blessed are the merciful (The old one´s badly out of tune) Blessed are the peacemakers (Please send us the money soon) Sincerely yours in Jesus Your Dean